Leader Global Operations

Awesome Atheist Posters

2009-12-11T16:20:00.002-05:00

The Leader is pleased. Make more posters now!

Leader Bus Slogans 3

2009-02-11T10:21:00.001-05:00

Still more awesome Leader bus slogans. Made with the automated Bus Slogan Generator.

Leader Bus Slogans 2

2009-02-08T13:19:00.001-05:00

More fun bus slogans for the Leader.

Leader Bus Slogans 1

2009-02-06T14:16:00.003-05:00

For those of you who have recently seen the atheist bus slogans of recent weeks.

Leader's got a busy weekend

2008-06-23T11:24:00.013-04:00

Made with a very cool custom receipt generator.

Leader Constructivism Posters 3

2008-03-25T14:00:00.006-04:00

A new Leader poster. Mmmmn. Tacos.

Leader Constructivism Posters 2

2008-03-16T10:00:00.006-04:00

Here are two more variations on the last image. Pretty cool, no? Just makes you want to get out there and rally for something.

Leader Constructivism Posters

2008-03-13T10:59:00.007-04:00

Time for progress. Time for action. Call all those faithful to the Leader's cause and bring forth a torrent of positive energy!

Or something like that. Here's the first in a series of Leader propaganda posters.

FSM helps defeat anti-evolution school board in Florida

2007-12-31T09:45:00.000-05:00

Another failure for the FSM to get its creation theory told in science class. Meaning, of course, a victory for science!

Leader would have helped, but he was drinking that day.

From Daily Kos

Efforts were afoot recently on the Polk County School Board (in the Tampa, FL area) to begin teaching the "concept" of intelligent design in science classes as an alternative to evolution, at a time when new state standards mentioning evolution by name for the first time are under consideration. It appeared that this bonehead move had the support of a majority of the school board, but that was before the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster arrived and shamed the school board into backing down. Jump down to read more about this somewhat merry holiday tale.

101 Outer Space Projects for the Evil Genius

2007-11-26T17:54:00.000-05:00

Sweet book for the aspiring evil genius. This is definitely "Leader Approved". Remember, the Leader is not evil -- just gravely misunderstood.

101 Outer Space Projects for the Evil Genius

Full of easy-to-follow plans and clear schematics for each project, as well as lists of materials and tools so you know exactly what's involved before you begin, 101 Outer Space Projects for the Evil Genius provides you with all the plans, instructions, parts lists, and sources you need to:
- Use GPS systems
- Experiment with model rockets
- Navigate your way through the universe using your computer
- Build your own telescope, radio telescope, and planetarium
- Read celestial maps of heavenly bodies
- Create a Mars rover to explore your home
- Design your own International Space Station

Leader Motivational Poster: Hand

2007-11-15T16:55:00.000-05:00

Leader can always use a hand. He needs lots of them for a project. Human hands. As many as you can find.

Leader Motivational Poster: Superman again

2007-11-05T16:51:00.000-05:00

Meh, I take back what I said about Superman. I always thought he was a Presbyterian. Turns out he's an atheist.

Leader Motivational Poster: Follow

2007-11-05T16:24:00.001-05:00

The Leader was only trying to warn them about the axe-murderer in their back seat!!

Leader Motivational Posters: Skydiving

2007-10-25T16:46:00.000-04:00

Leader's not one for stupid death-defying feats -- or maybe He is ... we just don't know. Here's two bonus motivational posters on the theme of skydiving.

12 Beers. 0 Calories.

2007-10-11T15:14:00.001-04:00

It's the ultimate diet! Leader-style.

http://view.break.com/380354

Leader Motivational Poster: Spaghetti

2007-10-05T15:10:00.001-04:00

For the record, Leader was around first. And he fully supports teaching religion in schools -- in philosophy class, of course.

Leader Motivational Poster: Crazy

2007-09-12T18:00:00.001-04:00

Oh sure, only crazy people join cults? I'm sure all the other religious people are completely sane.

Leader Motivational Poster: Notes

2007-08-15T17:58:00.002-04:00

What do you mean you can't find a pen? This is important.

Leader Motivational Poster: Cod

2007-07-10T17:55:00.001-04:00

Mmmm. Cod. It's like the fish version of chicken.

Leader Motivational Poster: Fans

2007-06-25T17:19:00.000-04:00

Leader has some loyal fans out there.

Leader Motivational Poster: Elephants

2007-06-12T17:15:00.000-04:00

They never forget . . . to kill.

Leader Motivational Poster: Damn Minivan Drivers

2007-05-07T01:14:00.000-04:00

What's with them anyway?

Leader Motivational Poster: Crabs

2007-04-05T17:12:00.000-04:00

Leader hates crabs.

Leader Motivational Poster: Pork

2007-03-21T16:40:00.000-04:00

Or anyone you "meat" at a bar, even.

Leader Motivational Poster: Cult Leaders

2007-02-10T16:37:00.002-05:00

You know what we mean...

Leader Motivational Poster: Brains

2007-01-05T16:02:00.000-05:00

Leader's got a big sex organ.

Woman shoots husband dead over warm beer

2006-12-06T12:19:00.000-05:00

Well, it was a warm can of Stag beer.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16065183/

A St. Louis woman shot her husband to death after he gave her a can of warm beer, police said.

The shooting happened Sunday. Names have not been released. The woman was taken into custody.

The wife allegedly admitted shooting her husband, who was about 70 years old, in the kitchen of their home. The man was shot four or five times in the chest after giving his wife a can of warm Stag beer.

Leader School: Learning the secret high-sign

2006-11-29T15:58:00.000-05:00

Huzzah. Number One here. So, you want to know how to identify other Teeming Millions of the Leader...

Well, it's no secret that the Leader likes beer. And every cult has to have a secret greeting, right? Well now we can address both issues by using the "Ring Thing."

No, we're not talking about some kind of lame "Lord of the Rings" spoof, nor are we talking about the scary little X-tian re-virgin project (as if being a X-tian wasn't tough enough). No, we're talking about the ring that's also a bottle opener. Not like the Leader drinks Heineken or Corona all the time, but there are times in this barbaric world when one can't just twist off the beer cap. For those times, the Ring Thing is for us.

And what a fun way to be part of the Leader's cult -- now we can give the high-sign when we meet other followers. Here's how we do it:

Adjust the Ring Thing so it's in action mode (i.e. business end facing the palm)
Hold your hand up like you're waving at something
Say "Huzzah"

... and you're all set. If the other person knows what you're talking about, you've welcomed another of Leader's teeming millions.

ThinkGeek should still have the stainless steel ones, but it's getting harder and harder to find the cewl golden Ring Things.

We'll be looking forward to seeing you with your finger-mounted bottle opener. The life of the party **and** a minion of the Leader? What could be better?

Leader Motivational Poster: Superman

2006-11-07T12:48:00.000-05:00

I never liked Superman. He was too powerful. And that made him a big jerk.

Leader Motivational Poster: Minivans

2006-11-06T11:44:00.000-05:00

Minivans have been a blight on our land. Green ones especially. Leader believes the end-times will come in the back of a green minivan.

Leader Motivational Poster: Mistakes

2006-11-02T15:41:00.000-05:00

Leader's constantly making mistakes. There's no problem with that, as long as someone else takes the rap.

Leader Motivational Poster: Global Warming

2006-11-01T18:26:00.000-05:00

A new Leader motivational poster. This one has a global warming theme.

New Leader Motivational Poster

2006-10-31T18:05:00.000-05:00

Here's the first in a series of Leader-themed motivational posters.

Leader Wisdom

2006-08-02T12:04:00.000-04:00

Yes these are actual text messages from the Leader (with some minor spelling corrections). Apparently the Leader messages random individuals throughout North America with updates on what he's doing at that very minute.

7/7/06
It's Friday! I'm going to have a beer with lunch.

7/8/06
Get a TTC day pass. Eight bucks for two people to ride all day!

7/15/06
I'm at an Irish pub, and the big screen TV has children's shows on it. Very weird.

7/22/06
Canada is awesome. I'm in front of the parliament, and there's this big protest on one side of the street, and mounties playing mariachi music on the other.

7/28/06
It's Friday. It's been a stupid long week. Time for a pint.

Generate your own Leader name!!

2006-06-16T16:05:00.000-04:00

Thought we'd move the ol' NameO'matic GeneratorRama to the new site. Try it out and see if it werks. Remember, if you don't pick your own name, one will be assigned to you...

Weird pyramid house

2006-06-16T15:46:00.000-04:00

Whoa. Here's a house even the Leader wouldn't sleep in. And check out the silly 1990's website.

http://www.goldpyramid.com/new/html/about_load.html

A few words say it all: Power, Gold, Mystery, Exotic and Impressive. When all those words were put together by Jim and Linda Onan, they ended up creating one of the greatest, most awesome pieces of art ever achieved. Why?

It all started when American universities claimed that there were mysterious, supernatural and magical powers that were related to the pyramids. Intrigued by the mystery, the Onans built their home as a Pyramid. It's known to be the largest 24 karat gold plated object ever created. If you are not impressed by the size of the 6-story Gold Pyramid and the King Tut tomb, you will definitely be impressed by the striking and glittering amounts of gold used to recreate this exquisite and thrilling exhibit.

Leader Feng-Shui

2006-05-30T13:55:00.000-04:00

Photographs show rooms of a townhouse filled with beer cans and boxes.

The 8-year resident of the building was apparently exceedingly fond of Coors Light beer, drinking a couple of dozen cans a day, every day, for the length of his residence, saving all the empties as well as the cartons they came in. (The townhouse was found to contain an estimated 70,000 empty beer cans which reportedly fetched a total of $800 when they were delivered to a recycler.)

Despite his unusual behavior, the occupant of the townhouse was described as a reliable tenant who paid his rent on time, never complained, and maintained such a low profile that the local mail carrier thought the residence was vacant. (Although, for reasons not explained by news reports, the tenant had evidently deliberately shut off the water and heat to the townhouse.)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp

FW: Online journalists win Apple appeal

2006-05-30T07:59:00.000-04:00

The ruling from an appeals court in California on Friday means that online writers in the US are protected by the state's shield law for reporters as well as by the 1st Amendment, the state Court of Appeal in San Jose ruled, reversing a lower court decision.

Apple subpoenaed the e-mail provider of Jason O'Grady, publisher of O'Grady's PowerPage, an Internet site that posted information in 2004 about an unreleased Apple product.

The ruling establishes that Web reporters have the same right to protect the confidentially of sources as other reporters, according to the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

"Today's decision is a victory for the rights of journalists, whether online or offline, and for the public at large," said EFF Staff Attorney Kurt Opsahl, who argued the case before the appeals court last month. "The court has upheld the strong protections for the free flow of information to the press, and from the press to the public."

http://www.pocket-lint.co.uk/news.php?newsId=3469

Guantanamera Cigars

2006-05-29T14:53:00.000-04:00

One of the Leader's minions brought back some cigars from Cuba. Here's a quick review from http://www.cigars-review.org/cigars/Guantanamera.htm:

This recently announced product from Cuba has now been released. Guantanamera's are very mild cigars originating from the Vuelta Arriba region, and are very competitively priced. This is the ultimate Cuban cigar for a beginner or for any cigar smoker who likes a very mild and light bodied cigar.

Make your own biodiesel

2006-05-26T16:52:00.000-04:00

Anybody can make biodiesel. It's easy, you can make it in your kitchen -- and it's BETTER than the petro-diesel fuel the big oil companies sell you. Your diesel motor will run better and last longer on your home-made fuel, and it's much cleaner -- better for the environment and better for health.

Here's how to do it ....

http://journeytoforever.org/biodiesel_make.html

The Carbon Quiz

2006-05-26T16:43:00.000-04:00

What's the difference between an SUV-driving, large-home-owning sub-urbanite and a public-transportation-taking, apartment-dwelling city slicker? As much as 30,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year. Where do you fit on the spectrum?

Take a minute and find out now.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.05/carbon.html

Funny Hot Dog Roaster

2006-05-26T10:41:00.000-04:00

One of our Leader operatives saw this funny BBQ implement on the eBay ads.

The guy's selling several of these at $14.99 a piece.

Biometrics: Who's watching you?

2006-05-23T11:50:00.000-04:00

The Leader! That's who.

http://www.eff.org/Privacy/Surveillance/biometrics/

What Are Biometrics?

Biometrics refers to the automatic identification or identity verification of living persons using their enduring physical or behavioral characteristics. Many body parts, personal characteristics and imaging methods have been suggested and used for biometric systems: fingers, hands, feet, faces, eyes, ears, teeth, veins, voices, signatures, typing styles, gaits and odors.

A quick test of email posting

2006-05-22T16:39:00.000-04:00

Hi. Number One here. Just doing a quick check of email publishing. We'll be needing this functionality later on.

UPDATE: It's a good thing these get saved in Draft mode. The email server I was using included a whole paragraph of extra text in it.

First Post

2006-05-22T12:25:00.000-04:00

HUZZAH! This is the first post of the new Leader website. I'm tired of all the extraneous junk on the Freeservers.com site, with ads that are twice the size of the page itself. Seriously. Check this picture out:

So, with the Leader's permission, I've moved the blog over here. We'll be making some big changes in the future, and we'll try to look a little more professional with the new Leader Operations site.